Dogs Rule

While walking down the street one day

I noticed quite the scene

dogs were taking walks with people

both of them in sync

Bags they had within their hands

with dogs both small and large

For soon their dogs would have them reach

to pick up their discharge

(Chorus)

Hey now, pick up your poo, yeah

pick up your poo, yeah

dogs are ruling you (repeat)

And while they walk the owners find

in yards along the way

metal warning No! No! signs

with humping dogs in frame

So walk they will until their time

when duty makes its call

soon they'll fill their plastic bags

with excrement of dog

(Chorus)

Hey now, pick up your poo, yeah

pick up your poo, yeah

dogs are ruling you (repeat)

And proudly they will tote their bags

and carry them with glee

and note their neighbors holding theirs

acknowledging the scene

And save their water from their do

these proud dog owners be

while rescuing their swell dog's poo

who rule as king and queen

(Chorus)

Hey now, pick up your poo, yeah

pick up your poo, yeah

dogs are ruling you (repeat)