Bus Tour Man

Bus tour here, Bus tour there

bus tour, bus tour, bus tour everywhere

Walking down the street,

getting treats to eat

outside they're awaiting you

the bus tour greets

Nagging venders sell,

compatriots of hell

Never taking no from you,

no matter how you smell

Sightseeing times,

all that's on their minds

manipulate deliberate,

its not a waste of time

Bus tour here, Bus tour there

bus tour, bus tour, bus tour everywhere

Flyers in their hands,

placards show demand

contemplated discount while

they're giving you the plan

Night tours too,

especially for you

If you don't comply with them

another visit too

Bus tour here, Bus tour there

bus tour, bus tour, bus tour everywhere

To everyone they meet,

greeting in the street

you don't know their language

the advantages it'll be

Nice dress, bad dress,

they don't really care

Gray line covets all of you

no matter what you wear

Bus tour here, Bus tour there

bus tour, bus tour, bus tour everywhere

Take a flyer, take a flyer

while they take a stance

If you don't, wait a sec,

they'll give another chance

Here, there, everywhere

Times Square you meet

bus tour bus tour

tickets that you need

Bus tour here, Bus tour there

bus tour, bus tour, bus tour everywhere

So when in New York

coming to the square

wear a sign that hollers No

bus tours there

It'll do no good

they won't really care

bus tour bus tours

continually they'll share

Bus tour here, Bus tour there

bus tour, bus tour, bus tour everywhere