Portly Feline

Why layest thou there thou portly cat

with belly quite exposed

know not thy debonair display

doth leave thee discomposed

For grossly plump thy overweight

and stoutness be about

the calories thou must consume

and food cans't live without

Thy excess rot doth make thee large

and cover thee with shame

superfluous doth feed thy guilt

release thyself to blame

And roly-poly corpulent

thy chubby stomach lie

from overeating thy desserts

consuming too much pie

For hand in mouth and chunky meat

encompasses thy fat

expulsion from thy pudgy corpse

doth cause thy weight to splat

Thou well upholstered porky cat

with tubby beefy bones

cause meaty flab to lined thy ribs

doth make thy soul to groan

And heavyset thou thus shall be

with fleshly discontent

to find another meal or snack

addiction n'er relent

For eat shalt thou just one more meal

or three or four as hap

and take thy rest another place

in time to take a nap