Talking Heads

Problems here problems there

Problems problems everywhere

What shall we do what shall we say

to problems faced most every day

Could there be none to solve these quests

Could there be none to help us rest

Alas but no, there are the best,

the talking heads shall make us rest

These talking heads well they know best

for they know more than all the rest

There's none to learn nor even guess

these talking heads, for they are blessed

These wonder agents on the air

talking more than their fair share

These saviors from all woes and cares

to whom there's none beyond compare

There's none surprised, advanced they knew

among them sin will never do

No words nor wrong, their words are true

for perfect speech they'll share with you

If talking heads were in command

We'd all be safer in this land

No one would starve or have demand

If talking heads should take a stand

From troops deployed to finance too

From climate change to taxes due

With children safe within their view

why even death will flee from you

Ideal these talking heads may be

these talking heads run not you see

for office govern over thee

whose lives may not be as they seem

For dig would others as they do

to find their lives imperfect too

a past divorce or two or three

perhaps a crime or villain spree

Perhaps poor grades or past arrest

imperfect kids or family pest

perhaps some drugs or bankruptcy

these talking heads perfect they be

But alas we'll never know

these talking heads who make the show

For fear that they would be exposed

and networks forced to let them go

So while they pontif 'pon their chairs

and sit on thrones of judgment fair

and know they more than average bear

these talking heads will never share

Their lives rehabbed or drunken spree

filthy mouths, viral disease

For when they cast as king and queen

their mirror shined looks back with ease