Friday, June 17, 2011

The Rodent Pile

Shreds of it are everywhere. This part here. That part there. Piles over here, and piles over there. One piece then another, but then there must be this piece added. This color and that color with this area and then that. Cover this, and cover that, and when a person finally reaches here, then after making a few more adjustments, they can go here. Of course, that's only if the person has been in this area before they went to that area, otherwise they must repeat step three and begin the process all over again. Is anyone else just a little confused by this rodent pile? If not, just try making an application for a business, and watch the quivering conundrums reveal themselves and merit their value.



Sincerely, these micro-mammals must continue to make their piles, lest their uselessness and inadequacies be revealed. Far be it from any to bring along rodent repellant or program cutting or they should have to relocate to the more adventurous and unstable land of the private sector versus the public. No, in no wise should any remove their nest. Why that indeed would make the entire posse scamper, and who knows who might be cut or damaged in the process.



No, for now, the rodent nest is just fine, and should there be an opportunity to add a few more regulatory paddings to the comforts of the justificational home, they shall shred. They shall add, and they shall shred again. Be gone diligent ones! The nest is just fine.



Until tomorrow...Why Say More?

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