Torpe' on Bein' Too Close

Who dis is b comin' up next to me

bringin' dey space close to mines

Y u b thankin' u can come all up n here

bringin' ur nasty self within breathin' distance?

Y u b tryin' to hab a conversation so close to my face

dat I can smell ur stanky breath?

Y u not brushin' ur teef u nasty thang

u r so nasty

An when u b n the store with ur buggy

n I b waitn' n my line

y u b bangin' ur cart into my heels?

Wat is rong wid u?

I b sayn', y dis fool getn so close?

he better b backn' up a bit

I'm 'bout to go cray cray

like a spider monkey on him

wat is da madder wid u?

U b thankn' u b on some Chinese train

wher' erbody b so close dey can't b movn'?

Mashed all up n each uder's faces

n squished togedder like dey b sardines

u bedder b backn' up u nasty thang

Y u b smashn' all up in my bizness

n da elebater win dey b all kine of room n it?

u b all up in da buttons n b mashn' em

like dat b helpn da elebator to go faster

wat is rong wid u?

U adjacent, abutting, neighboring

nigh contiguous imminent proximate

impending immediate comin' like a stray cat

adjoining urself so close to me

u ain't got no sense?

Y u b approaching my car from behind

so close our bumpers almost b touchn'

U can't see I b up here?

Wat is I supposedt to do”

open my trunkand let u b comin' n?

Wat is da madder wid u?

Den u b speedn' up behin' me

flashn' ur lights like u b goin' to a fire

racin' around me so close

u almost b reckn' me

n b stopped at da same light ware I be?

U r so reckless u nasty thang?

N don't get me started on da parkn' lot

where der b two thousand parkn' spaces open

n u b parkn' ur car right up next to mines

U ain't got no sense?

Two thousand parkn' spaces

n ub parkn' right up next to me

where I can't b openin' my door?

Wat is rong wid u?

Wat u b expectn' me to do,

unfold n slip through my window?

U r so nasty

Wat I b sayn' is, u bedder be backn' up

n hab some curt-e-sy

cuz dey b some crazy bird

dat gonna fly all up in ur bizness

n telln' u wat ererbody else b thankn'

about ur nasty self

“U b bein' comn' up too close n

u bedder b givn' me some space”